Almond Daiquiri

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There was a doctor who always went to a certain bar & ordered the same thing - a daiquiri with crushed almonds on top. The bartender, Dick, sees him coming in and starts to make his daiquiri but realizes that he doesn’t have any crushed almonds. He asks his co-worker to run next door to the confectionary to buy more. All the guy could find were hickory nuts. He figures they’ll do, so crushes them & sprinkles them over his drink.

The doctor comes over, orders his drink & takes a long swig. He turns to the bartender with an odd expression on his face, “Is this an almond daiquiri, Dick?”

The bartender replies, “No, it’s a hickory daiquiri, doc.”

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