Always Look @ the Bright Side!
A man wakes up in the hospital to find his doctor looking down on him and soon the doctor says, “I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that we were forced to amputate both your legs.”
The man, after regaining his composure, then asks, “What on earth is the good news?”
With a slight smile, the doctor replies, “The man in the next bed wants to buy your slippers!”