Always Two Jews!!!
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Loading ...A jokester, stifling a laugh, said, “Listen to this: One day Moskowitz and Finkelstein were going to—”
At this, Mr. Cohen, who happened to be among the audience, said, “Moskowitz and Finkelstein; Moskowitz and Finkelstein; always two Jews. Why do they have to be Jewish? Can’t you tell the joke with other nationalities involved? Why don’t you make them Chinese for a change?
The jokester, sobered and rather embarrassed, said, “I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to offend. Here’s the joke: One day, Hong-lee Yang and Mao-chen Foo were going to the synagog to attend the bar mitzvah of Hong-lee Yang’s nephew—”