Amazing Parrot

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Three nuns usually take a shortcut through a narrow alley on their way from the church to the convent. Along the way, they always pass by a house with a porch. On the porch is a bird cage wherein a parrot is perched on a swing. As the nuns pass by, the parrot says, “White, white, black.” When they reach the convent, one nun notices that the three colors enumerated by the parrot match the colors of the nuns’ underpants. The nun then points this out to her fellow nuns who find this hard to believe. So they agree to wear panties with the same color.

The next day, as they pass by, the parrots says, “Red, red, red.” The nuns are astonished to hear this. So they decide to play a trick on the parrot by not wearing any panties when they pass by the following day.

The following day, as the nuns pass by, the parrot looks puzzled and turns its head from left to right. It swings back and forth on its perch until finally, it loudly says, “Curly, curly, straight.”

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