Amazon Jungle Percussion

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A scientist is deep in the amazon rainforest. When he walks through a native village he suddenly hears drums playing from beyond.

The natives panic and run away.

The scientist stops one of them and asks what’s going on.

“Is bad” the man says, “Is very bad when drums stop”. And the man runs away.

The scientist walks on through the (now abandoned) village when suddenly the drums stop. Quickly he jumps into one of the houses.

In the house is a very old man who couldn’t walk anymore.

“Tell me !” The scientist says “What happens when the drums stop !”

“Is very bad when drums stop,” the old man says, “coming double-bass solo…..”

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