AMERICANS RULE!!

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There is a Irish guy, a Chinese guy, a Russian guy, and a American guy. The guys were sitting around one day disscusing what they like about their country.

The Irish guy says that he likes the green grass of Ireland.

The Chinese guy says that he likes the Great Wall of China.

The Russian guy says that he likes the Russian flag.

The American guy says that he likes the Bald Eagle.

All the other guys looked at the American and asked why he liked the Bald Eagle? The American said, “THE BALD EAGLE CAN SHIT ON THE GREEN GRASS, FLY OVER THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA, AND WIPE HIS ASS ON THE RUSSIAN FLAG! “

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