Amusing Signs
Sign on restaurant window: Great food (50,000 flies can’t be wrong)
Sign on an airport runway: All baggage carts must yield to oncoming planes.
Sign at the Pavlov Institute: Knock: Please don’t ring bell.
Sign at a crematorium: Urn more. Pay less.
Sign in a 1 hour eyeglass store: 20/20 in 60 Minutes.
Sign in a funeral parlor: Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back.
Grave digger’s motto: We are the last ones to put you down.
Sign in a dentist’s office: Patient parking only. All others will be painfully extracted.
Sign in a restaurant: If you smoke, don’t exhale.
Boyfriend wanted: No experience necessary. Will train.
Sign on a closed store: This store is guarded by a very mean dog 3 nights a week. You guess which nights.
Sign on a hearing aid shop: Trust us. Over 5000 ears of experience.
Sign in a thrift shop: We are a non-profit organization. Please help us change.