An illuminating Experience

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A woman was on her way to her annual OB/GYN appt. She was running late, but wanted to freshen up a bit first, so she stopped by her daughter’s place instead of her own since it was closer.

She ran into the bathroom, and ran through the customary touch-ups, and finished off with a little feminine deodorant spray. You know…for freshness. Anyway, her examination was pretty unremarkable with the exception of an odd comment the Dr. made at the beginning of her exam. “My, aren’t we fancy today?” he said.

Later, when her daughter asked her how her appointment went, she told her about the odd comment. The daughter asked her mother what she had done differently to herself that day, and she could think of nothing except that maybe it was the perfume from the deodorant spray, which she was not accustomed to using.

“OH MY GOD MOM!” her daughter squealed, “I was out of FDS when you stopped by. You must have used my spray on body glitter!!!”

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