An interview with a very important man!
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Loading ...I recently had the honour of interviewing the Prime Minister of Britain. Here is than interview
PM: Could you please untie me? (coughs loudly)
Me: Perhaps later. What exactly is wrong with you?
PM: I think I’ve caught the flu from the president.
Me: So you’ve been kissing him again?
PM: No!
Me: So you’ve stopped kissing him then?
PM: No! Er I mean yes, I mean-…
Me: (interrupting) Is your relationship serious?
PM: No, I didn’t mean that?
Me: So when are you getting married?
PM: I don’t want to marry anyone-
Me: So you’ve been forced into it by your oppressing family! When did you plan to tell the world that you are gay?
PM: But I’m not gay!
Me: Well there’s only 1 gay man in this room.
PM: No there isn’t!
Me: Well how many of you are there?
PM: What?! No, I didn’t mean that!
Me: Thank you PM, I have all the information I need.
PM: No, wait… please wait… please…
