an old man’s sex life

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This old man of eighty years goes to the doctor and says, “You know, doc, when I was twenty and got a hard on I could push on it with both hands and I couldn’t even bend it…

When I was thirty and got a hard on I could push on it with both hands and I could just barely bend it….

Now that I’m eighty and occasionally I get hard I can push on it with only one hand and I can bend it right between my legs… Tell me, doc, am I getting stronger?”

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