An Ugly Baby
A woman carrying her baby boarded a bus. When the bus driver saw the baby she was carrying, he remarked carelessly, “What an ugly baby!”
Flustered, the woman hurriedly dropped her coins into the fare box and stomped angrily to the back of the bus. She took her seat beside a middle-aged clergyman who noticed that she was upset and close to tears. He asked her solicitously, “What’s the matter? Is something wrong?”
“That bus driver just insulted me!” she said holding back her tears.
“Why, he’s a public servant and he had no right to do that.”
“You know, you’re right!” she agreed. “I’m going there right now and give him a piece of my mind!”
“That’s the spirit!” said the clergyman. “Here, let me hold your monkey for you.”