An Unusual Order
A man walks into a diner and sees this sign on the wall - “You Win $500 If We Fail To Fill Your Order.” When the waitress approaches him to get his order, the customer says with a naughty wink, “I’ll have elephant nuts on rye.”
Without batting an eyelash, the waitress calmly takes down his order and walks to the kitchen where suddenly all hell breaks loose. Then the diner’s owner comes rushing out of the kitchen, slaps five 100 dollar bills on the customer’s table and says, “Looks like you got us this time, buddy, but let me tell you this. This is the first time in ten years that we’ve run out of rye bread!”