Another Black Eye
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Loading ...One day Jon came home from bible school. And his father took one look at him and saw he had a black eye!
“Jon, what on earth happened?” his father said.
“Well Dad,” Jon started, “we were all in the sanctuary saying our prayers. Then we all stood up to sing, and Mrs. Johnson was in the pew in front of me, and I saw that her dress was caught in the crack of he butt! So, I thought I would do her a favor and pull it out for her so she didn’t look silly, so I did. That’s when she turned around and smacked me!”
“Well Jon. You know not to treat women like that,” his Father replied.
“Okay dad. I’ll apologize tomorrow.”
So the next day Jon came home from bible school and he had another black eye!
“Jon!” His Father started, “We talked about this!”
“I know dad, I can explain! we were all in the sanctuary saying our prayers. Then we all stood up to sing, and Mrs. Johnson was in the pew in front of me, and Mike was sitting next to me and saw that her dress was caught in the crack of he butt! So, he thought he would do her a favor and pull it out for her so she didn’t look silly, so he did. And I know that she doesn’t like this. So I pushed it back in for her!”
