Another Hungover Sunday at Church
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Loading ...Tom’s best friend wakes him up on sunday morning after a long night of partying and drags him to church. Despite Tom’s pleas for sleep his friend forces him to sit through the entire sermon.
As the priest begins his sermon Tom drifts asleep. The priest asks the church, “Why are we gathered here this morning?” At that very moment Tom’s friend, noticing Tom is asleep, jabs a pencil into Tom’s leg. Tom jumps up and screams “FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!”
“Correct!” answers the priest. “And who is that God we have come to worship?”
Tom’s friend notices that Tom has again drifted off into a somber and stabs his leg with the pencil again. “JESUS CHRIST!!!” Tom shouts.
“Correct, my son,” replies the priest. The sermon continues and the priest begins to preach about man’s creation. Tom falls back to sleep as the priest asks his audience, “What did Eve say to Adam after the birth of their seventh child?”
Tom’s friend immediately stabs Tom again;
“DAMNIT IF YOU STICK THAT FUCKING THING INTO ME ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL KILL YOU!” Tom cries.
