Another Old Cigar
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Loading ...This drunken old yahoo staggers into a bar with a frightened look on his face. “I need a drink right away!” The bartender asked what was wrong and the drunk explained, “I was on the street corner ‘paddling the pickle’ when a truck came by, grazed it, and knocked it out of my hand.” The bartender couldn’t beleive what he was hearing but the drunk swore it was true. “You see,” the drunk slurred, “I found it laying by the curb and put it here in my pocket.” He pulls out what he beleives to be his severed johnson and the bartender said, “You idiot, that’s just an old cigar!” The drunk says, “Oops, wrong pocket.” He reaches into his other pocket and shows the bartender. “What are you? Blind? That’s just another old cigar!” The drunk gets a very bad look on his face and said, “Oh my God, I just smoked my dick!”
