Another white baby
A newfie and a black man were both admiring their newborn babies at the hospital nursery. The newfie looks at the black guy and says, “Can I ask you a question?”
The black guy says sure so the newfie says, “This is our 2nd child. We really want a black child but they keep turning out white.”
The black guy looks at the white newfie and says, “So what is your question?”
Newfie says, “Well what are we doing wrong?”
The black guy looks at him in disbelief but decides to play along. “Well, is your cock 16 inches long?”
Newfie says, “Oh no, it’s not that big!”
So the black guy says, “Well, is your cock 25 inches around?”
The newfie, again embarrassed, says, “Oh no, it’s not that big around!”
Black guy says, “Well that’s your problem — you’re letting too much light in!”