Antz
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Loading ...Three ants, Joe, Bob, and Billy, were living in an ant hill right in the middle of a woman’s yard. They were sleeping peacefully, until they were suddenly awakened by water rushing down and flooding the hill. The three friends barely escaped.
Having lost their home, they decided to enter the house and find somewhere to sleep. They walked into the woman’s bedroom, and began talking over their “room” assignments.
Joe had decided to sleep in one of the woman’s nostrils. “I ain’t gonna sleep in the other nostril!” said Bob. “Even her butthole is better than that!” Having heard that, Billy said, “Well, I guess I’m stuck with the pussy.”
The next morning the ants got together and began discussing their nights. “Wow, that nostril was the best! I liked that gentle breeze going in and out!”, said Joe. Jack looked angry and said, “Man, my night was horrible! It smelled terrible in there and I was shoveling dirt all night!” Billy looked at Bob and said, “You think your night was bad?! Some friggin bald headed guy with purple face paint kept coming in and out… and the last time he came in, HE SPAT ALL OVER ME!!!!!!”
