anybody have a room?
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Loading ...A woman was looking for a room to stay at. She went to the nearest house and knocked on the door. When the owner of the house answered, the woman asked, “Do you have a room I can stay at tonight?” The man said, “Yeah, but you’ve got to sleep with my retarded son.” She said, “No, thanks anyways.”
She went to the next house. When the owners answered the door, she asked for a room. They said, “Okay, but you have to sleep with our retarded son.” Since this was the last house around, the woman agreed.
Later that night, their son got home and found her naked in his room, sitting on the bed. The woman had her legs spread a little bit as she asked, “Do you know what I want?” He said, “No.”
She spread her legs a bit more and asked, “Do you know what I want?” Again he said, “No”.
Then she spread her legs all the way across the bed and asked, “NOW do you know what I want?!” He said, “You want the whole damn bed, but you ain’t getting it!”