Anything but THAT

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A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels in front of him, looks up into his eyes, pleadingly, and says, “I would do anything to pass this exam.”

She leans closer to him, flips back her hair and gazes meaningfully into his eyes.

“I mean…” she whispers in her low, sexy voice, ” … I would do…*ANYTHING*!!!”

He returns her gaze. “Anything?”

“Yes … Anything!!!”

His voice turns into a sexy whisper, also. “Would you … study?”

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