Applying For Insurance

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A cowboy applied for an insurance policy. “Have you ever had any accidents?” asked the agent.

“Nope,” replied the applicant, “though a bronc did kick in two of my ribs last summer, and a couple of years ago a rattlesnake bit me on the ankle.”

“Wouldn’t you call those accidents?” replied the puzzled agent.

“Naw,” the cowboy said, “they did it on purpose!”

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