April Fool’s Day
On April Fool’s Day, my brother walked away from his desk. When he returned to it, he noticed a note taped to his screen. It had the name of Mr. Lions and the number where he could reach him.
When he called for Mr. Lions, he got this really grumpy lady at the other end. After identifying himself, he said he was returning Mr. Lion’s call.
The lady replied, “Son, I’m sorry, but this is the Pittsburgh ZOO!”