Are You Normal?
True Facts About Americans
Only 30% of us can flare our nostrils.
21% of us don’t make our bed daily.
5% of us never do.
Men do 29% of laundry each week.
Only 7% of women trust their husbands to do it correctly.
40% of women have hurled footwear at a man.
85% of men don’t use the slit in their underwear.
67.5% of men were tightie whities (briefs).
The average bra size today is 36C whereas 10 years ago it was a 34B.
50% admit they regularly sneak food into movie theaters to avoid the high prices of snack foods.
67% have been caught sneaking food in the movie theaters.
13% (mostly men) have spent a night in jail.
29% of us are virgins when we marry.
69% eat the cake before the frosting.
When nobody else is around, 47% drink straight from the carton.
85% of us will eat Spam this year.
14% of us eat the watermelon seeds.
22% leave the glob of toothpaste in the sink.
Nearly 1/3 of U.S. women color their hair.
53% of women will not leave the house without makeup on.
4 out of 5 of us have suffered from hemorrhoids.
46.5% of men say they ALWAYS put the seat down after they’ve used the toilet, yet women claim to ALWAYS find it up.
54.2% of us always wash our hands after using the toilet.
23.5% admit they don’t always flush.
45.2% pee in the shower.
44.9% pee in the ocean.
28.1% pee in the pool. (My whizz, yeah you’re soaking in it).
55.2% will let someone else come in the bathroom while they’re sitting on the toilet. (As long as they don’t come on them.)
39% of us peek in our host’s bathroom cabinet.
17% have ever been caught by the host.
71.6% of us eavesdrop.
37% claim to know how to use all the features on their VCR.
56% of women do the bills in a marriage.
Makes sense they do 90% of the spending.
2 out of 3 of us wouldn’t give up our spouse even for a night for a million bucks.
16% of us have forgotten our own wedding anniversary (mostly men).
28% of us have skinny-dipped.
14% with the opposite sex.
2 out of 5 have married their first love.
Only 4% asked the parents’ approval for their bride’s hand.
1 in 5 men proposed on his knees.
6% propose over the phone.
12% of men never use their car blinkers.
The average sexual experience lasts about 39 minutes.
Men say the average erect penis is 10″.
Women say it’s 4″.