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True Facts About Americans

Only 30% of us can flare our nostrils.

21% of us don’t make our bed daily.

5% of us never do.

Men do 29% of laundry each week.

Only 7% of women trust their husbands to do it correctly.

40% of women have hurled footwear at a man.

85% of men don’t use the slit in their underwear.

67.5% of men were tightie whities (briefs).

The average bra size today is 36C whereas 10 years ago it was a 34B.

50% admit they regularly sneak food into movie theaters to avoid the high prices of snack foods.

67% have been caught sneaking food in the movie theaters.

13% (mostly men) have spent a night in jail.

29% of us are virgins when we marry.

69% eat the cake before the frosting.

When nobody else is around, 47% drink straight from the carton.

85% of us will eat Spam this year.

14% of us eat the watermelon seeds.

22% leave the glob of toothpaste in the sink.

Nearly 1/3 of U.S. women color their hair.

53% of women will not leave the house without makeup on.

4 out of 5 of us have suffered from hemorrhoids.

46.5% of men say they ALWAYS put the seat down after they’ve used the toilet, yet women claim to ALWAYS find it up.

54.2% of us always wash our hands after using the toilet.

23.5% admit they don’t always flush.

45.2% pee in the shower.

44.9% pee in the ocean.

28.1% pee in the pool. (My whizz, yeah you’re soaking in it).

55.2% will let someone else come in the bathroom while they’re sitting on the toilet. (As long as they don’t come on them.)

39% of us peek in our host’s bathroom cabinet.
17% have ever been caught by the host.

71.6% of us eavesdrop.

37% claim to know how to use all the features on their VCR.

56% of women do the bills in a marriage.
Makes sense they do 90% of the spending.

2 out of 3 of us wouldn’t give up our spouse even for a night for a million bucks.

16% of us have forgotten our own wedding anniversary (mostly men).

28% of us have skinny-dipped.
14% with the opposite sex.

2 out of 5 have married their first love.

Only 4% asked the parents’ approval for their bride’s hand.

1 in 5 men proposed on his knees.

6% propose over the phone.

12% of men never use their car blinkers.

The average sexual experience lasts about 39 minutes.

Men say the average erect penis is 10″.

Women say it’s 4″.

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