Are you nuts?

There were two guys, Tom and John, sitting in a bar. Tom was inexperienced with women, while his friend John was a womanizer. They were just sitting there having their drinks when Tom noticed that there was a very attractive woman staring at him from across the bar. So he said, “John that pretty woman over there is staring at me what should I do?”

John said, “Wink at her.”

So Tom winks at her.

After that the woman waves at him.

Tom asks John, “She waved at me — what should I do?”

John says, “Well, wave back.”

So Tom waves back.

Next the woman lifted her shirt and showed her tits.

Tom asks, “John she just pulled out her tits! What should I do?”

John answers, “Well, show her your nuts.”

So John waves his hands on his head, sticks his tongue out and jumps around…

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