Armies

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Two men were boasting to each other about their old army
days. “Why, my outfit was so well drilled,” declared one, “that when they presented arms all you could hear was slap, slap, click.”

“Very good,” conceded the other, “but when my company
presented arms you’d just hear slap, slap, jingle.”

“What was the jingle?” asked the first.
“Oh,” replied the other off hand, “just our medals.”

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