Army Ranger Training
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Loading ...An Army Ranger Instructor was training a new class of recruits in the field. They finished the day of exercises by a river and camped for the night.
The next morning the instructor woke up and went to the river to relieve himself. While doing his business an alligator came out of the water and snapped its mouth down on the instructor’s penis.
Finding himself in intense pain, he wanted to scream, but did not want to show any sings of weakness to the new recruits. So he took his thumbs and and poked them in the alligator’s eyes until it released its grip and slid back in the water.
The instructor slowly composed himself and turned to face the recruits. They were all staring at him, amazed at the courage and discipline it took to conduct himself is such a way. The instructor said, “Army Rangers are tough!” And asked if any of them thought that they could do the same thing.
One recruit from the back spoke up and said, “I will if you promise not to poke me in the eye!”