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Loading ...Pablo Picasso visited his local cabinetmaker to commission a mahogany wardrobe for his chateau. To illustrate the shape and dimensions he required, he drew a hasty sketch on a sheet of paper and handed it to the craftsman. “How much will it cost?” he asked.
“Nothing at all,” replied the cabinetmaker. “Just sign the sketch.”
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Jill goes to her first show at an art gallery and is looking at the paintings. One is a huge canvas that has black with yellow blobs of paint splattered all over it. The next painting is a murky gray color that has drips of purple paint streaked across it.
Jill walks over to the artist and says, “I don’t understand your paintings.”
“I paint what I feel inside me,” explains the artist.
Jill says, “Have you ever tried Alka-Seltzer?”
