Ask and Ye Shall Be Answered
A man and his wife have finished watching a TV movie about a woman who hires a private investigator to find out if her husband is really cheating on her.
The man turns to his wife and asks, “Would you do what that woman on TV did?”
The woman thinks for a moment and then says, “Well, probably not so much to find out who the other woman is but to see if I could find out what in heaven’s name she could have seen in you.”