asscons
We all know those cute little computer symbols called “emoticons,” where means a smile and is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by and respectively. Well, how about some “asscons”?
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_._) a flat ass
(_^^_) a bubble ass
(_*_) a sore ass
(_!__) a lop-sided ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that’s been around
(_O_) an ass that’s been around even more
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_o^^o_) a wise ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_13_) an unlucky ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass
..oo*”"”**oo.oo*”"*oo..
.oo*” “*o.o*” “*o.
o” ‘o” “o
o o *o
o o ‘
o o o.
o o o.
o o o o
\o/ o
o –0– o
o /o\ o
o o o
o o o
o o o
oo o oo
o
oo. oo oo ‘ooo.
.oo. ooo
“o “”oo,, ,,oO-’Oo, ,,,,,oo”o
o. “”"”"” oo “”"”" .o
‘o oo o’
*o oo o
‘o o o
o o o
o o o
o o o
o o o
o o o
o o o
You have been e-mooned!