At The Zoo…
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Loading ...A tourist guide brought a group of tourists from the MidWest to the New York City zoo. Stopping in front of the elephant’s enclosure, the tourist guide began his lecture, “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant - the largest animal to roam the land. Everyday, the elephant eats 3 dozen bunches of banana, 6 tons of hay and 2000 pounds of assorted fruits…”
Seeing a woman tourist getting near an elephant, the tourist guide warned, “Madam, please don’t stand near the elephant’s backside… uhh, Madam, PLEASE don’t stand near the elephant’s backside… MADAM… MADAM… oops, too late; Hey, George, dig her out, will ya?”
