Atomic Humor

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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for a beer?”

The bartender replies, “For you, no charge.”

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Two atoms are walking down the street and they run into each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?”

“No, I lost an electron!”

“Are you sure?”

“Yeah, I’m positive!”

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