Atomic War

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Joe, a small young businessman was having a conversation with a large construction worker. It was about what would they would do if an atomic war had been declared and they only had twenty minutes to live.

The construction worker said that he would fuck anything that moved. He then asked Joe what he would do.

Joe replied, “I would stand perfectly still.”

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