Attitude
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Loading ...The newlyweds were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed, the big burly husband tossed his trousers to his bride and said, “Here, put these on”.
She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. “I can’t wear your trousers”, she said.
“That’s right”, said the husband, “and don’t you forget it. I’m the man and I wear the trousers in this family!”
With that she flipped him her knickers and said, “Try these on.”
He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecap. “Shit”, he said “I can’t get into your knickers.”
“That’s right”, she said, “and that’s the way it’s going to be until your attitude changes!!!”