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A drunk walks into a bar and orders a large beer. After a few moments he stands up and yells, “Attorney’s are assholes.”

From the back of the room, another drunk stands up and says, “I resent that”.

The first drunk says, “Are you an attorney?”

The second drunk says, “No, I’m an asshole.”

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