Avon Calling
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Loading ...An Avon lady gets on to an elevator after going door to door in a high-rise apartment complex. After going back down three floors, she rips the loudest most foul-smelling fart anyone’s ever done figuring no one would get on with her.
The elevator stops at the next floor. Thinking fast she pulls out a bottle of a pine-scented fragrance and sprays it all over the elevator as much as she can before the door opens.
A man got on the elevator and pressed his floor number. As the doors closed he sniffed and asked, “What is that smell?”
The Avon lady then asked, “Oh, do you like it?”
His reply was “Like it? It smells like someone shit a tree in here!”
