Awkward Stage
“Mum, can I ask you something?”
“Sure! What about?”
“Well, you see, I’m already fourteen, and I think it’s proper that I should own one now.”
“And what is this ‘one’ you’re referring to?”
“Could you buy me a neat set of bras?”
“No.”
“But, Mum, my nipples are already prominent, and they catch attention.”
“Nope.”
“It will hide them better….”
“I said NO!”
“But all of my friends wear….!”
“DAVID! How many times must I tell you that bras are for girls!?”