Aww, Daddy . . .
My 3-year-old daughter, Sarah, has the normal speech problem that most kids have when they are at this age. She can’t say her C’s. They come out T’s, and the R’s come out like W’s.
My husband sleeps in his underwear. He woke up one morning and started to walk to the bathroom, just as my daughter walked out of her room.
She stopped him dead in his tracks, pointed to his “package,” and said, “Awww, Daddy, you got TWAP in your pants!”