Baby, I’m Sooooooo Hot
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Loading ...Wife: Oh, Baby, I’m soooooooo hot.
Husband: Go to sleep, Honey, I have to get up early.
Wife: It won’t take long.
Husband: It’ll wake me up. I won’t be able to sleep afterwards.
Wife: I won’t sleep without it.
Husband: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?
Wife: Because I’m hot, Sweetie.
Husband: Geez, you get hot at the darndest times.
Wife: If you loved me, I wouldn’t have to beg.
Husband: If you loved me, you’d be more considerate.
Wife: I don’t think you love me anymore.
Husband: Yes, I do, but just try to get to sleep.
Wife: (sob-sob)
Husband: Alright, alright, I’ll do it.
Wife: (after a few minutes) What’s the matter? Need a flashlight?
Husband: I can’t find it.
Wife: Well, feel for it. It hasn’t gone anywhere.
Husband: (finally, after two minutes) There! Satisfied?
Wife: (lovingly) Oh, yes, honey.
Husband: Did I put it up far enough?
Wife: Yes, perfect.
Husband: Now go to sleep, and next time, tell me BEFORE we go to sleep that you want the window open.