Baby Talk
A man comes home from a tough day of work looking to unwind. After a relaxing dinner with his wife, they begin to get ready for bed but the man was not yet ready to slumber.
The man called over to his wife in the bathroom, “My little boopey-boo, I’m lonely.” As the woman crosses her room to the husband, she trips on the carpet and falls on her face.
The husband with a concerned look on his face says, “Oh, did my little honey-woney fall on her little nosey-wosey?” The women picks herself up and gets into the bed. The two have passionate sex and afterwards the woman rolls out to get a glass of water. As she is crossing the room, she once again catches her foot on the carpet and falls flat on her face.
The man looks over his shoulder at his wife lying on the floor and grunts, “Clumsy bitch.”