Baby Train

A man, visiting a small town located by a railway track, was amazed at the high birth rate there.

“A train goes past the town at 4:30 a.m.,” a local barber explained.

“What’s that got to do with it?” asked the man.

“Well, at that time, it’s too early to get up, but too late to go back to sleep.”

This joke is filed under Funny Stories.