Baby Words
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Loading ...A kindergarden teacher wanted to teach her kids ‘grown up’ words one day. She would ask her kids to describe something and tell them the correct form of the words that were babyish.
She asked the first student, “Nicole, what machine moves on railroad tracks?”
Nicole answered, “The choo-choo!”
The teacher said, “No, you mean the train.”
Nicole replied, “The train!”
The teacher rewarded her with a gold star.
Next the teacher called on Kevin.
The teacher asked, “What pet goes ‘meow’?”
Kevin said, “A kitty-cat.”
The teacher said, “It’s not a kitty-cat, it’s a cat.”
Kevin said, “A cat!”
The teacher rewarded Kevin with a silver star.
Finally, the teacher called on Howie. The teacher asked Howie, “Howie, I know you’ve been listening… can you tell me your favourite story?”
Howie replied by saying, “I know! I know! Winnie The Shit!”
