Baby’s Weight
At this pharmacy, a blonde woman asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she was holding.
The clerk explained that it was out for repairs, but said that she would figure the infant’s weight by weighing the woman and baby together on the adult scale, then weighing the mother alone and subtracting the second amount from the first.
“It won’t work,” countered the blonde.
“Why not?” asked the clerk.
“I’m not the mother; I’m the aunt.”