Bachelor

The confirmed bachelor decided to marry his long-time girlfriend.

“I have to warn you however,” said he, “that on Mondays I play bridge, on Tuesdays I work seminar, on Wednesdays I go to the gym, on Thursdays I play indoor soccer, on Fridays I go out with the boys from work, and on Saturdays I go to the rugby with my mates, but on Sundays I’m all yours.”

“That’s fine,” she said. “Just as long as you realise that I screw every night of the week, and it’s your problem if you’re not there.”

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