Bad Ass Johnny & his Wagon
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Loading ...Bad ass Johnny was pushing his wagon up a hill, he was having a difficult time, and because of this he was cursing and swearing all the way up the hill.
A Priest met him half way up and said, “Don’t swear, Jesus can hear you.” So Bad ass Johnny decided he was going to be a smart ass and said, “Is Jesus in the trees?” and the priest replied, “Yes, He can hear you.” Then Bad ass Johnny asked, “Is Jesus in the hill?” and the priest replied “Yes, He can hear you.”
And Johnny finally asked, “Is Jesus in my wagon?” and the priest replied, “Yes, He can hear you.”
Then Bad ass Johnny finally said, “Then tell him to get the fuck out and start pushing!”