BAD BREATH
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Loading ...YOUR BREATH SMELLs SO BAD, WHEN YOU BREATH YOUR TEETH TAKE COVER
(8 votes, average: 2.88 out of 5) Loading ...Bad Breath
(2 votes, average: 1 out of 5) Loading ...Everyone is specializing these days.
There’s a spiritualist down the street who advertises that she’s a West Coast authority on bad breath.
Calls herself the Super California Mystic, Expert Halitosis.
Bad Breath
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...It’s Harold’s first day in the car pool. They honk the horn in front of his house and he comes running out. He gets about halfway down the walkway when he hears a grunt and the sound of his wife’s foot tapping on the porch. He turns around and there she is, scowling at him. He runs back to the steps, spreads her bathrobe, bends over, kisses her on the privates, runs back down the walkway and hops in the car.
They ride in silence for a few minutes, until Burnett, the driver, can’t stand it. Burnett asks, “Harold, it’s none of my business, but why’d you kiss her down there?”
Harold says, “You wouldn’t believe her breath in the morning.”