Bad Buy

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A guy walks into a bar and notices an old friend of his seated miserably in the corner. He orders a drink and strolls over to ask his pal what is wrong.

“I’ve just found out that mobile phones give you cancer.”

Rather bewildered, our man asks why such a superstitious theory could upset him so much.

“Well,” replies the man once again. “I’ve just bought one with the money I’ve saved from giving up smoking!”

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