Bad Buy
A guy walks into a bar and notices an old friend of his seated miserably in the corner. He orders a drink and strolls over to ask his pal what is wrong.
“I’ve just found out that mobile phones give you cancer.”
Rather bewildered, our man asks why such a superstitious theory could upset him so much.
“Well,” replies the man once again. “I’ve just bought one with the money I’ve saved from giving up smoking!”