Bad Day
A man walks into a bar and orders a Triple Vodka. The bartender says, “you musta had a bad day.” The man says, “yeah, I just found out my younger brother is gay.”
The man walks into the bar the next day and orders a Triple Vodka again. The bartender says, “Wow, another bad day.” The man says, “Yeah, I just found out my older brother is gay!”
The same man walks into the bar and orders another Triple Vodka. The bartender says, “Damn, does anybody in your family like women?” The man replies, “Yeah, my wife.”