Bad Day In Vegas

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A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in Vegas and she’s down to her last $50.

Exasperated, she exclaims, “What rotten luck! What should I do now?”

A man standing next to her trying to calm her down suggests, “I don’t know… why don’t you play your age?”

He walks away but moments later, his attention is grabbed by a great commotion at the roulette table he’s just left. Maybe she’s won!

He rushes back to the table and pushes his way through the crowd. The lady is lying limp on the floor with the table operator kneeling over her.

The man is stunned and he asks, “What happened? Is she all right?”

The operator replies, “I don’t know. She put all her money on 29 and when 36 came up, she just fainted!”

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