Bad Dog!

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Jim loved his new dog until it started bringing home things from all over the neighborhood — things like shoes and hats and kids’ toys — nothing that was that big of a deal. Except for one day the dog brought home a dead rabbit. Jim was shocked later when he found out that the rabbit actually belonged to his neighbor, Sandy, who was at work.

Jim took the dead rabbit, washed it and fluffed up its fur and then placed it in the cage in Sandy’s backyard, hoping she would think it died of natural causes.

When Sandy returned home, Jim was really worried so he waited and listened by the fence. He heard a scream and peeked over to see Sandy in shock. “M-m-my rabbit, it’s in its cage!” she stuttered.

“Shouldn’t it be?” Jim asked.

“No, because I buried it last week when it died!”

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