bank robbery
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Loading ...A pregnant lady walked into a bank in the middle of a robbery, and was shot three times in the stomach. She was rushed to the hospital and asked if the triplets would be ok the doctor said they will pass the bullet in nine years.
Nine years pass and one of the boys came home from school and said, “Mommy, mommy, I shit a bullet!” and she said “That is normal.”
Then another boy came out of the bathroom and said “Mommy, Mommy, I pissed a bullet!” and she said, “That is completely normal.”
The third boy came downstairs and said “Mommy, Mommy, I was jacking off and shot the dog.”