Bar Ballerina
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Loading ...A woman with very hairy armpits walks into a bar and sits down at a table in a dimly lit corner. She raises her hand to order a drink, and a drunken man at the bar says, rather loudly, to the bartender, “I’ll buy the drink for that ballerina!”
The bartender, rather confused by the ballerina comment, complies, and brings the woman a free drink.
A short while later, the woman with the hairy armpits raises her hand again to order a drink. Again, the drunken man at the bar says, “I’ll buy the drink for that ballerina!”
Again, the bartender sends a free drink to the woman, still confused by the ballerina reference.
The woman again raises her hand all the way up to order a drink, and the same exchange takes place. Finally, the woman leaves and the bartender walks over to the drunken man and says,
“Hey, why did you keep calling that woman over there a ballerina?”
The man answered, “Because any woman that can raise her leg that far above her head has GOT to be a ballerina.”
